Vol 5 Edition 3 July 2005
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CONTENTS:
1) Editorial
2) New businesses on the Guide
3) Cherry Picking by Dave Ash
4) Costa Blanca Rock n Roll Show
5) Bella Vista Apartments
6) Sticker/Screensaver Information
7) Subscribe/Unsubscribe Information
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1) Editorial

¡Hola! [FIRSTNAME],

I hope this finds you fit and well. I can´t believe that
August is almost upon us. Temperatures here are in the mid
30´s and above every day so a little on the warm side but
that´s why we´re here isn´t it? My little cherub has nearly
finished his summer school which he has thoroughly enjoyed
despite the heat, thank goodness. Local fiestas take up the
first two weeks in August and then the grandparents are due
out so we are fairly well organised.

We have lived here for over 16 years and thoroughly enjoy it
but Spain and Spaniards still amaze me daily. I have to tell
you about the latest in telesales. You all know how
aggravating telesales can be. You just sit down of an evening
and the phone goes and it´s some bright sounding person
trying to sell you something as boring as double glazing or
the latest mobile phone or a conservatory. Believe me I know
it well and I have to admit to once being one of those
"bright sounding persons!" OK so I was between contracts,
"resting" at the time! Well Spain wins hands down on the
subject matter here. I was busy working at the computer the
other day when a bright sounding Spanish person telephoned
mid afternoon. The questions went something like "Which do
you prefer red, rosé or white wine?" "Wine or cava?",
" Semi, dry or brut?" Well this was obviously far more
interesting than computer work and in the interests of the
Costa Blanca Net Guide research you understand I was obliged
to answer! So having made my choices I was then offered a
case of 12 bottles of my preferred cava at 72€uros, 3 more
bottles thrown in for free plus no postage and packaging to
pay for. What a great marketing strategy. So if you are
interested check out www.maset.com.

This month we introduce Dave Ash as a guest writer. Dave has
been a friend of my husband´s for over 25 years and first
visited us six months after we arrived in Spain. That was
it, he was hooked and bought a house immediately. Some years
later he moved over permanently and has entertained and
amused the locals and extranjeros (foreigners) ever since!
Dave certainly sees the funny side of most situations and
he has agreed to add his anecdotes to the newsletter. He
would love to hear your thoughts and comments so email
him at dash41@telefonica.net

Hope you enjoy this month´s newsletter, lots going on as
usual and keep your comments and suggestions coming.

That´s all for now, see you soon,

Cheers, Suzanna.

Suzanna Editor - Costa Blanca Netguide.
editor@costablanca-netguide.com
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2) New Businesses on the Guide

i) C.V.Carpenter & Associates

We have been providing sound financial advice to the
expatriate community in Spain for over 25 years. We are
members of the Colegio Official de Agentes Commercial
Alicante, this prestigious regulatory body ensures that its
members operate all of their business activities in a
professional, ethical and honourable manner.

http://www.costablanca-netguide.com/listings/320.html


ii) Millie Munro is a new addition to the Costa Blanca Net
Guide Directory and has been advising and promoting Private
Health Care and Pre paid Funeral Plans for over two years
here in Spain. Her new office has recently opened in
Benitachell. Join her on July 29th between 7pm and 10pm
for a glass of cava and tapas.

Millie Munro
Avda. Lepanto, 6
03726 Benitachell
Alicante
(opposite Bancaja)

http://www.costablanca-netguide.com/listings/321.html


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3) Cherry Picking by Dave Ash

Hello [FIRSTNAME],

It was a foul winter up until the end of March, with
temperatures reputed to have hovered just above zero in that
little trough that runs alongside the river. The lemons
shrivelled and dire were the mutterings in the village.
Lumped into the calamity equation were the nísperos, the
almonds and the few ornamental shrubs that dot the landscape.
Heads were shaken, boles of trees were kicked in despair and
the sheer futility of life weighed heavy upon the village's
shoulders. But today, the first of June, I can report that
we've turned the corner. The almonds are well advanced, the
níspero harvest is almost over and the lemon trees, destined
for firewood, are now sprouting leaves at the thick end of
each branch. The one crop to rejoice during a prolonged cold
snap is the cherry and so it was that Vicente casually asked
me in the bar yesterday lunchtime if I'd like to go cherry
picking with him. In for a penny, in for a kilo, thought I,
as I stuffed two plastic bags in my pocket and met him in
the square a couple of hours ago.

Salt of the earth is our Vicente and he knows the "campo"
like the hairs on his hand, so with great enthusiasm I
squeezed into his dirty old Renault between the walking stick
and orange box. Peering past the grime behind the steering
wheel I noted with interest that this veteran banger had
one just 40,000 kms in twenty years, which is not bad going
when only 4K of this would have been on tarmac. If the
neighbours' vans are anything to go by then Vicente's will
remain in service for a repeat twenty. You can quash all
thoughts of Sloane Ranger 4x4's around here…what is required
is short wheel base, narrow track between the wheels and a
high lift to the sump. So up and up we jolted, first past
the buxom hippie lady with the one-winged parrot, then past
a mournful caravan which sat in despair on its plot of land,
an unloved reminder of a broken romance. Just twenty metres
more and we arrived, facing the most magnificent tree, with
bright red fruit peeping behind every leaf. As Vicente said,
there were at least 150 kilos just waiting for us............
if only we had the time…………….

A cherry is a cherry- and confronted by this fruit mountain
it was impossible not to be humbled. A computer simulation,
an artist's detailed oil painting, a potter or just about
any human representation can never capture an unplucked
cherry in that moment of maturity. A wordsmith would have to
tailor his description, avoiding such terms as luscious,
succulent and glossy but rather go for more sinful words
like plump, fleshy, and those suggesting that the fruit
might yield gently to the touch. But enough of the open-eyed
wonderment…I was more concerned about Vicente's leg and his
walking stick.

"What have you done to your leg", Vicente?. "Nada" said our
man of few words and, hoisting the stick, indicated that the
crook was used to pull the upper branches down. "Go for the
dark ones", he said and "don't pull, twist them up a bit".
This I duly did after blowing a few cherry stones into the
field below, and found that twisting and tugging on one
cherry resulted in two'ers and three'ers. As they tumbled
into the bag I asked my mentor why the tree was covered
with strips of old video tape instead of having a scarecrow
standing sentinel or plastic bags hung from the branches.
As V explained, simultaneously filling his own plastic bags,
the shiny side of the tape fluttering in the breeze frightens
the birds. At that point he stood on the orange box to reach
a juicy cluster and saved me from asking another daft
question like, how long will it take to fill the box
and wouldn't the weight of the fruit crush the lower layers!!

Forty minutes gone, each of us with two bags bursting, and it
was time to go-after all, there is only so much cherry
picking you can do before it gets a bit "samey". Into the
footwell of the Renault went the bags, orange box and walking
stick and Vicente returned to the tree to remove the fallen
leaves and squashed fruit underneath. All I could think of
was that the pips might take root and somehow draw the sap
from the parent tree, resulting in a reduced fruit yield.
"Is that really necessary, Vicente"? I asked in all
innocence, only to hear him mutter something along the
lines of "It's not my tree and if the owner found out we'd
been here he wouldn't like it".

All the Best, Dave
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4) Costa Blanca Rock n Roll Show

COSTA BLANCA ROCK ´N´ ROLL ROAD SHOW

Saturday 27th August 7.30p.m.
Oliva Nova Beach and Golf Resort

The Costa Blanca Rock ´n´ Roll Road Show present a non-stop
evening of the great days of Rock ´n´Roll with an
entertainment line up including:-

"The Heartbeats" - a six piece live Rock ´n´Roll Band - Rock
of Ages!

Two Guest Cabaret Rock ´n´ Roll Artists - bringing Rock
´n´Roll Stars of the Past to Life!

Rock ´n´ Roll Road Show Disco - Playing Golden Oldies from
the past!

Costa Rock Dance Duo - Giving Demonstrations - getting you
involved - Judging dance Competitions

The Costa Blanca Rock ´n´ Roll Road Show also includes the
following:-

Buffet

Spot Prizes Galore! - How good is your Rock ´n´ Roll
knowledge?

Dance Competitions with prizes! - Can you jive? Well give
it a go!

Raffle! - Lots of Rock ´n´ Roll Prizes and Drinks!

PLUS

Special deals on the hotel rooms and facilities!

Tickets:- 20 Euros - Adult 10 Euros - Child

This event is being well supported by CHG and the Oliva Nova
Beach and Golf Resort is being provided free of charge with
proceeds being donated to the Against Domestic Violence
Campaign headed by the Women in Business Club (WIBC).

The hotel are offering attractive deals on rooms and to book
simply contact the hotel direct :-

Urb. Oliva Nova Golf
46780 Oliva (Valencia)
Tel. + 34 96 285 76 00
Fax: + 34 96 285 76 76
olivanova.hotel@chg.es
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5) Bella Vista Apartments

Bella Vista Villas have now more to offer. With a charming
and peaceful Mediterranean style complex set within a sought
after location, characterised by a rich diversity of
landscapes and dramatic views.

Bella Vista Apartments are a range of fully furnished and
equipped 2 & 3 bedroom apartments with large terraces
offering stunning views for the sea and the valleys.

All the apartments come with a TV and telephone and their
own parking spaces and the prices vary from 115.000.- Euros
to 159.000.- Euros per a two bedroom apartment and from
170.000.- to 199.000.- Euros per a three bedroom apartment.

The Bella Vista Complex provides a wide range of facilities,
which you can enjoy by owning a home here. They include:

- A very large outdoor pool
- Heated indoor pool
- Gymnasium ans Solarium (Sauna, Jacuzzi and Turkish Bath)
- Mini golf and Landscaped gardens
- Living pool bar showing live sporting events open early
till late plus an "a la carte" Restaurant.

For more information contact:

Hira Company,
Bella Vista Apartments
hira@bellavista-club.com
www.club-bellavista.com.
Tel: 96 640 0400
Fax: 96 640 0409
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idea of what you can expect from the Full version which is
priced at 7 EUROS
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